In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Women's T-Shirt breakfast club Doug Masters treating an Aiwa

Doug Masters treating an Aiwa cassette deck like essential avionics equipment is either criminal negligence or peak mid-sortie dedication

Arched distressed white text reads "CRENSHAW" above two white bowling pin illustrations flanking the vertically stacked word "BOWL" in blocky letterforms

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Women's T-Shirt breakfast club Doug Masters treating an AiwaDog beers convert at a seven to one ratio, which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built in alibi. That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS," above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black. Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold, vintage worn style.